Don't ink your lip unless you're willing to admit that you're a fucking douche. Not to mention, the skin on the inside of your lip in considerably thin and probably prone to ink poisoning so there's no faster way to get Hepatitis C, you fucking douche.
No one even notices it if you're not spouting all sorts of bullshit/horseshit/other assorted shit. It's the sort of tattoo you have to flaunt, preferably at a drunken shindig where there's impressionable females clambering at you to get a taste of that oh-so impressive ink work. Did I mention how ridiculous they were? The real kicker is that because it's such a small, inaccessible space, you're limited to about 4-6 letters. And with meaningful tattoos being all the hype these days, you know the unoriginal jackass will get something preachy/irritating as shit such as "love" or "peace" or "hope." What sort of self-righteous asshole would do such a thing? I've never met a person with a lip tattoo that I haven't despise. In the case that a seemingly decent person acquires such a shitty-lil'-tattoo, it's clinically proven that they become 49% more annoying. If anything ever warranted a kick in the face, let it be this. Just...really?
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